MacFarlane Moleli’s Open letter
To the honorable Comrade Mokaba(stomach) – formerly known as SIX PACK
I do not know where to begin as we have taken this journey together for a long time.
But it seems that perhaps you have forgotten me along the way and have decided to take your own path. A path which has led to the demise of the state of the body, undressed!
You and I used to be comrades running around topless at parties, the first ones to dive in the pool at pool parties. Now we stand in the background with Ilvovo derango and Mampincha sipping on cognac and smoking cigars. Mokaba, ong flopetsi maan, and you have let all the other comrades in the body down as well. Our struggle to get women, to entice ladies and to perform the deed has taken a nose dive since your intervention.
Mokaba- your leadership has shrunk the bottom line we are no longer increasing the economy in size as we cannot even see how you perform. In times of pleasure when we all celebrated with you at di chisa nyama, the butcher, and taboo you were happy and it was fun. However the time has come for us to be straight with you comrade, its time for you to go. You even failed when confronted by other leaders that gave you advice, “stomach in chest out”.
We no longer want you protruding in front and leading us, we feel that you have moved from being a Nissan hardbody to a Rea Vaya bus. The womans league has had enough of you, the youth laugh at you and call you bhuti even though you are young, the veterans say untwana wena saan.
So mokaba goodbye my friend your time is finished, and your leadership has brought nothing but heartburn, heavy breathing and XX large clothing. Its time for a new era an era of SIX PACK! True leadership in every sense of the word that will win the hearts of the youth, increase the ladies vote, and perform when put to the task at hand without a downward spiral in the bottom line economy!
Former Hot body